1.
"I just saw you from behind and I could have sworn you were a girl!"
2.
"Are you always bumping into walls and people wherever you go?"
3.
"Well, hello there, Fabio!"
4.
"Don't shave that beard off. You'll totally look like a lady."
5.
"Man your hair looks so scraggly. Don't you use any shampoo?"
6.
"Man, your hair looks so smooth! Do you use women's shampoo?"
7.
"You look more and more like a woman every day."
8.
"Your hair makes you look like such a hippy."
9.
"Your hair makes you look like such a metalhead."
10.
"Your hair makes you look like such a biker."
11.
"I remember the time I could see your whole face. Those were good times."
12.
"Oh, you've got a job interview? So, you've got to chop your locks off, right?"
13.
"You should really tie your hair into a ponytail."
14.
"Hahaha, why do you push the hair away from your eyes all girly like?"
15.
“You seemed so much more civilized when you had short hair.”
16.
"When are you getting a haircut, dude?"
