Kenneth Sebastian, an Indian comedian, has released a video which perfectly clarifies why the new Apple Gold watch costs $10,000.
He teamed up with Naveen Richard, another Indian funnyman, to explain the nitty-gritties of the production process.
According to the video, they took crystallised methonium, combined it with the droppings of a golden unicorn...
..with a sprinkle of that bad guy from Terminator 2.
They combined alloys of aluminium and Benedict Cumberbachatinium.
In the hardening process, they used Tony Stark's Iron Man making thingy machine.
Every watch is textured with microscopic zinconium jelly beans...
...to give it that perfect, shiny, baby's bottom kind of feel.
They then threw the beautifully crafted cases in the air to Hans Zimmer music.
Most importantly, they wanted to design a product that is insanely useless...
Watch the amazingly entertaining video in full here:
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