Buzz·Posted on 13 Apr 201521 Times Zlatan Ibrahimović Proved He's The Most Badass Footballer AroundIbracadabra.by Shayan RoyBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. For the uninitiated, Zlatan Ibrahimović is a footballer who has casually been scoring goals like these for years. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. And it is high time we took a moment to appreciate everything Zlatan has done, on and off the pitch. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Like the time he accurately rated Zlatan on a scale of zero to ten. View this vine on Vine vine.co Was there ever any doubt? 4. Or when he honestly told World Cup winner Mario Götze what was on Zlatan's mind. View this vine on Vine vine.co And then proceeded to smack Andrea Pirlo right in the face. 5. When he stared down a defender for trying to push Zlatan. View this vine on Vine vine.co Now he knows. 6. Or the time he showed us that only Zlatan decides when Zlatan's training begins. View this video on YouTube youtube.com 7. Oh, yeah, and the goals too. The goaaaals. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Even when he's not bludgeoning the opposition, he's still showing us just how sublime Zlatan is. View this video on YouTube youtube.com No wonder a lot of people think he's as good as Cristiano Ronaldo. 9. Not just with a football at his feet, but anything at all. Like A PIECE OF CHEWING GUM, FOR EXAMPLE?! View this video on YouTube youtube.com 10. How about that time he used his apparent kung-fu training to score a goal? View this video on YouTube youtube.com 11. And all those other times when he did it again and again?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. And then used it again as a reasonable means of communicating with his teammates. View this vine on Vine vine.co That's right. By karate kicking them when they least expect it. Because Zlatan. 13. Again... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. And again... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And again. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Let's just remind you this is the guy who told Arsene Wenger that he doesn't do trials. 17. Can we also talk about the fact that he has his own freakin' app? 18. And the fact that he also has the coolest virtual avatar ever? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Oh right, we were talking about the goals. Like the time he practically assisted his own goal. View this vine on Vine vine.co 20. Or the time he scored a goal almost without meaning to. View this vine on Vine vine.co But of course he meant to. Because he's Zlatan. 21. And of course, when he achieved this moment of footballing perfection. View this video on YouTube youtube.com The commentary says it all. Ibracadabra, folks. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF