1. So it’s Friday night, and you’re ready to shake off this week’s worth of stress.
2. You think “I’ll head home, relax for a bit, and then head out for a night on the town.”
3. But then your friends hit you up pleading for you to come to the bar…too bad you’re on the Upper East Side and they’re in Chelsea.
4. You decide to go only because you’re in desperate need of a drink at amazing happy hour prices.
5. So you wait an eternity on the train, which is running on a delay
Of course it’s running on a delay…how silly of you to think that it wouldn’t be running on a delay!