16 Reasons Summer Isn't Fun As An Adult

Summer. Created for the young and unemployed.

1. No more summer breaks...

Try condensing 3 months of summer fun into a 3-day holiday weekend...good luck with that.

2. Hanging out with your friends all day in the heat sounds like your own personal hell...

Heat + crazy friends = a ticking time bomb.

3. Also, family trips and visiting family members could cost someone their life...

That trip to grandma's house isn't sounding so nice anymore. Sorry Grandma, I still love you though.

4. There's ALWAYS traffic on the way to the beach...

It's like everyone decided to go to the beach at the same time........everyday!

5. The beach is ALWAYS packed when you get there...

Sunbathing only inches away from that creepy old guy in the speedo was not what you had in mind for a fun beach day.

6. The lines at amusement parks seem excruciatingly longer than normal...

It should simply be a crime to make someone wait 2 hours for a 5-minute ride!

7. Crowded spaces just mean more heat...

Where three or more people gather, there's guaranteed to be a 10 degree rise in temperature. It's scientific!!!

8. The term "heat stroke" just got real...

Everytime you hear about an animal or child dying from being locked in a car, you start questioning whether you left your imaginary small pet or yet-to-be-born baby in the car you don't actually have.

9. There's new meaning to "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen"...

Delivery and ordering out seem like much better options for avoiding the heat.

10. The energy bill is through the roof...

Staying cool comes with a price.......your first-born child!

11. Summer itself is just super expensive...

At some point we forgot that going to the beach, rooftop bars, amusement parks, road trips, and music festivals costs money.

12. There's a good chance that summer blockbuster you want to see is a fail...

Nowadays, the bigger the budget, the harder the flop.

13. There's absolutely nothing on TV...

So your day of staying in and watching TV just turned into staring at the ceiling.

14. "Sleeping in" in sounds like a myth that children tell you in pure mockery...

Sleep? What is this thing you speak of?

15. Daily focus is given to the amount you sweat and your body odor...

Gone are the days of running around outdoors with complete disregard for your personal hygiene.

16. Last but not least: suddenly realizing that your summer body goal wasn't even close to reached...

I mean there's always next year, right?