Summon the "Death Bear" and Forget Your Ex

Looking to get over an ex but can't figure out what to do with all his or her leftover stuff? Let Death Bear help. Seriously, I eff you not: "At first you may be intimidated by his stature and color (7 feet tall with a hard, black bear head, black jumpsuit, and black boots), but absorbing the memories of others is a dark art, and Death Bear must present himself appropriately for this solemn duty. " He basically takes the stuff that makes you sad and makes it all vanish. Think of it as a "curb check for performance art fans".