Why Tehran Is Secretly One Of The World's Gayest Cities

Iran likes to deny that there is an LGBT community there and makes a point of oppressing Gay men, specifically, but we know that the greatest homophobes are often closeted members of the group. Here is some food for thought...

Illegal for a Man to be in Public with a Woman he isn't Related/Married to

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So its not suspicious when a guy is seen out "sharing lunch" with a boy, instead of a girl...

Regime cares about nothing but Nuclear Missiles and Explosions

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Phallic imagery at its best... My missile is bigger than your missile... My Missile can fly further than your missile. My missile's explosion is bigger than yours...

The Supreme Leader Controls Your Haircuts

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Probably because the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenei, wants every man to look like his 'ideal.'

Women Have To Cover Up... Its the Law

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Its kind of like the men in the Regime don't want to have to look at Iran's women... just the other men. Brilliant trick... ;)

Women are Often Segragated from Men, in Work and in Life

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For example... women sit at the back of the bus. Is this to give men a chance to meet, and perhaps rendezvous, without families or even wives ever finding out? Or is it really just, and only, to oppress women and treat them as second class?

Regime is Full of Fashionistas

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Ties in Iran are practically illegal... unless its the one designed and approved by the Regime... Yes. Note that the tie above resembles the symbolic Jihadi dagger... so rugged! The dictators are fashionistas at heart.

Iranian Men Know How to De-Fur

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Wax, Tweezing, Threading and "Man-Scaping" are common place... and its expected. And we're the experts at the "thick but arched" eyebrow look.

Because the Biggest Homophobes Often are Hiding their Own Gayness

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I'm not gonna show a picture of what they actually do to us, Google it yourself (not for the faint of heart!) but here is President Ahamdinejad of Iran. Don't forget though, when in 2007 he famously stated "In Iran, we don't have homosexuals..."