8 Reasons Why Gay Iranians Will Rule The World

The more Iran tries to oppress us, the closer we get to ruling the world-- here is why...

1. Because We Don't Take No For An Answer

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Kiana Firouz, in her early 30s, told the Iranian Regime to shove it-- now she is London based filmmaker and runs an online magazine for Iranian Lesbians. Watch Out!

2. Because If We're Daring With Our Fashion, Thats Only the Beginning

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Thank You HONY for this gift... "We're gay refugees from Iran."

3. Because We Are Self Confident

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We know what we bring to the table ;)

4. We Have The World On Our Side

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The world is just getting to know us... and guess what, they LOVE us and will stand by our side!

5. Because We Believe in Family Values

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Iranians are the most family oriented people in the world! And good leaders understand the importance of family.

6. Because Face It, We Look Pretty Damn Good

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Well, a world ruler has got to look good... duh

7. And We Are Artistic

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We are well-rounded, people of the world! Najva Sol, Lesbian. Iranian. Artist. Photographer. Inspirer.

8. Because, Well... We. Are. Everywhere

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The Ayatollahs might say we're nothing but a myth... but we'll come back to haunt them silly.