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    10 Reasons Mindshare Should Hire Me For Innovations

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    10. I Come To Work Bright Eyed And Bushy Tailed

    9. I've Got My Finger On The Pulse Of Technology

    8. I Go The Extra Mile For My Clients

    7. I Know How To Clone Myself

    6. I'm Always Looking For Big Ideas With A Big Lens

    5. I'm Great At Vendor Relationships

    4. My Innovative Concepts Are Golden

    3. Clients Love Me!

    2. I'm A Team Player

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