15 Things People Who Went To Liberal Arts Schools Are Tired Of Hearing

Yeah, I know you haven’t heard of it.

1. “Oh, interesting. I’ve never heard of it.”

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Yeah, well, you couldn’t get in anyway.

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2. “Wow, my high school was bigger than that!”

Yes, I am aware.

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3. “Did you guys even have a football team?”

Uh, obviously. I went to one of their games once, and saw a whole touchdown!

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4. “So what does this education qualify you for?”

Well, I’m a great writer, and have excellent problem solving skills, and I can recite the opening paragraph of A Tale of Two Cities, so… I DON’T FRIGGIN KNOW.

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5. “That’s so weird you lived on campus all four years.”

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Well if your dorms were like palaces, you would have, too.

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6. “You took art class in college? Did you do, like, paper mache?”

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Seriously, my studio art class was more time consuming than my organic chemistry class. And yes, I took both.

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7. “But what about the grad students?”

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Nope. Didn’t have any.

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8. “You paid how much for your education?”

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Didn’t anyone teach you it’s rude to talk about money? Oh right, of course not, you were too busy learning practical skills.

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9. “You actually had to go to class?”

Well, yes, when there’s only 12 students the professor notices your absence.

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10. “You took philosophy courses?”

I study, therefore I am.

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11. “And film courses? Did you just like, watch movies?”

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We watched and analyzed movies, asshole.

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12. “And gender studies courses? What does that even mean?”

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Did you even go to college?

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13. “It sounds like you went to summer camp for four years!”

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Ok, sure we had carnivals and fro-yo machines and puppies to pet for de-stressing, but we worked really hard!!

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14. “So what can you do with a degree in [insert humanities major here]?”

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Would you like to look at my resume?

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15. “Is that a community college?”

NO! NO! A million times no! I only spent my entire junior year of high school studying for the SATs, but sure, it’s a community college.

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