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    Vodka Tampons & Anal Beer Bongs!

    This is an actual news report about Vodka Tampons: "You could do this, stand up, fall, crack your head, and die." & Beer Bongs: "Children, kids are doing this into their anuses. Jim, you have an example there..."

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    Well, you'll certainly pass a Breathalyzer.