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Ex-Pedophile Shares Child-Safety Tips

“If you put a girl in a sundress & french braids in front of the average pedophile, now he’s gonna get an erection that will rip his bike shorts.” Classic, essential advice from an ex-pedophile on how to protect your children from sexual predators.

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