3. This purse, who showed up naked and should be ashamed.
Have you no decency, purse?
4. This purse, who thinks we won’t notice her little secret.
Go home purse, you’re drunk. Literally.
5. This purse, who needs to grow up already.
Quit hanging on to the past, purse!
7. Are you a purse or are you food? DECIDE, purse!
You are a tease, purse. That’s what you are.