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When you're at the gym and the perfect human walks by.
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When watching them ~be~ is enough to make your heart rate rise.
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When you catch your reflection in the large mirrored-walls and regret wearing those track pants.
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When the song playing through the gym's speakers is the score to your romantic journey.
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When you watch them get a drink.
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When you watch them squat.
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Really when you watch them do anything.
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Except when there are times you probably shouldn't.
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When they catch you looking and you try to casually impress them.
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When you create a whole backstory for them based on tidbits you overhear.
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When you derive personality traits from their physique.
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When you're convinced you've found your ~swolemate~.
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When they motivate you to go to the gym more often.
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When you coordinate your gym routine to make sure you're there when they are.
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When your crush sometimes arrives at the gym the moment you're done.
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Or when they don't turn up at all.
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When you try to be sexy and instead drown your crush in sweat.
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When your gym crush finally asks you to spot them.
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When you're glad you can blush in front of them because it just looks like you did a lot of cardio.
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When you're not sure whether your endorphins come from love or exercise.
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When you see another person hit on your crush.
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When you finally ask them out on a date.
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When it gets awkward.
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And when you're not sure whether going to the gym is still worth it.
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When you remind yourself how much your annual membership cost you.
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And when you tell yourself it's going to be OK, because you can keep admiring you gym crush from afar.
