1. Meet The Geordie Shore House
2. Meet Vicki
The one who always speaks her mind, but can seem like a bit of a bitch!
3. Meet Gary
The man whore in the house, who is known for his large parsnip.
4. Meet Holly
The dumb one who also has a great set of Double D’s.
5. Meet Scott
He tries so hard to be a man whore, but mainly just punches up the house when he gets drunk.
6. Meet Charlotte
With a foul mouth and she tends to pee everywhere when drunk. But I cant help must love her!
7. Meet James
The boring one, with the boring girlfriend.
8. Meet Sophie
With a dirty mouth, but she recently got kicked out of the house.
9. Now You Know The People - Time To Learn About the Great Things The Show Has To Offer
10. Charlotte and Gary
Are the on again, off again couple. The Ross & Rachel, Logan & Veronica of reality television.
11. The Random Dress Up Parties
And the shenanigans that occur.
12. The Weird Stuff That Comes Out Of Charlottes Mouth
Seriously how does her brain work?
14. Watching Them All Trying To Pull Night After Night
Often unsuccessfully, but at least they are full of confidence.
15. The Words Of Wisdom
That come out from time to time.
16. The Terrible Fashion Choices
Seriously - dress for your body type!
17. Admiting What Your Talents Are
Even if they tend to be of the sexual nature.
So enjoy catching up on 7 seasons of Geordie Shore goodness!
- And watch a man react to the modern world after spending 44 years in prison. ›