1. 4:30pm: The Work Week Is Nearly Done
And only alcohol will help.
2. 5:12pm: Deciding On Your Outfit For The Night
Are heels too much for after work drinks? But what if we go out after? Should I redo my hair? Decision, decisions.
3. 6:07pm: The First Drinks Are Poured
Oh alcohol… how you make my life better.
4. 7:28pm: A Few Drinks In And Everyones In A Good Mood
This is a great time! Tonight is going to be great! This is a great place.
5. 8:00pm: Your Newly Single Frienemy Turns Up
Great now I have a few hours of listening about her boring life.
6. 9:06pm: The First Round Of Shots Come Out.
Sing it with me - Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots
7. 9:42pm: Get Your Best Pose On — It’s Photo Time
Then for everyone to post it on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter.
8. 10:18pm: Someone Recommends Moving To A New Trendy Bar
I love these tiny exclusive bars with a huge line up. Lets Go!
9. 11:00pm: Your Friend’s Cousin’s Roomate Shows Up
I am not kissing some random guy who has joined our group just because I’m single.
10. 11:45pm: You Run Into Someone You Went To High School With
I haven’t seen you for 7 years - but BFFs for life!
11. 12:24am You Meet A Nice Guy At The Bar
Or am I just too drunk to realise what he looks like and when the lights come on I will run the opposite way?
12. 12:49am: We Are The Coolest People Here! Woooo!
We are sooo much fun, you look soooo pretty, we are the best!
13. 1:18am: One Of Your Friends Decides To Have A Drunk Heart-To-Heart
There is crying, hugging and conversation topics I want nothing to do with.
14. 1:53am: You See A Couple Doing More Than Kissing On The Dancefloor
Seriously get a room!
15. 2:21am: You Watch In Horror As Two “Friends” Get In A Huge Fight Over Nothing
I can’t comprehend what this is about, but I cant stop watching.
16. 2:47am: Time To Hit The DFloor
Time to get your best Beyoncé moves out.