10 Times Michael Gordon Clifford Ruined My Life

5 Seconds of Heavy Breathing

1. That time he wore a crappy astronaut costume for the Amnesia video

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Who does this nerd think he is? My Husband?!

2. When he made out with this donut that wasn't me

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Jerk.

3. When he was sweet as hell to fans who were also not me

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Ugh.

4. When he looked like some kind of war veteran

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He served on the front line...of my heart!

5. When he was on the radio...then smiled

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hate him.

6. That time he sported sweater paws AND showed off his collarbone

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How DARE he have a better décolletage than I!!!

7. When he couldn't hear shit

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Open your ears, you beautiful dove!!

8. When he looked like this and everyone's faces melted

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like my heart

9. When he adoringly looked at this pizza like how he should've looked at me

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I could be a pile of carbs for you. Mikey.

10. When he was a little unsure

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One thing I'm sure of? How much I can't STAND you, Clifford!

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I have one thing left to say to you, Michael Gordon Clifford: Your beautiful soul has ruined my life, so SHOVE OFF!