We’ve all been a victim to that awkward situation. You’re out with your friends, or even just out because you want a drink to relax. And suddenly, a wild horn-dog approaches you from across the room. You made eye contact for .001 seconds, & now he’s locked & loaded with a bad pick up line headed straight at the target, you.
But if you think that, “Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see,” was the worst of it.. think again. Here’s a list of some of the worst pick up lines that I have received, or my friends & readers have submitted to me via Facebook.
30. I’m no weatherman, but you can sure expect more than a couple inches tonight.
29. Are you a Doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
28. What do Biochem & my penis have in common? They are both hard for you.
27. Babe, I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.
26. If you were a shin, I’d bang you on the coffee table.
25. I am wasted, but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.
24. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
23. Do you have a boyfriend? (waits for yes or no answer) Well, do you want a MANfriend?
22. How do you like your eggs in the morning.. Scrambled, or fertilized?
21. I wrote the dictionary on my dick last night, so if you come to my house I’ll have to put some words in your mouth.
20. I’m like a Rubik’s cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
19. You must be from Pearl Harbor cause baby, you’re the bomb.
18. Is that Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
17. I’m new in town, can I have directions to your house?
16. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
15. Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves Ahead or Yield?
14. Hi, my name is Skippy. Because like the peanut butter, I stick to the roof of your mouth.
13. That dress looks amazing, but it would look way better crumpled on my floor.
12. Excuse me miss, I seemed to have lost my virginity.. may I have yours?
11. Nice legs, what time do they open?
10. Burger King isn’t the only thing you can have your way.
9. I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I can surely make your bed rock!
8. Bet you $100 you can’t turn me straight.
7. I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
6. If you were words on paper, you’d be fine print.
5. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
4. Roses are red, violets are twisted.. I hope you’re ready, cause you’re about to get fisted!
3. If we were squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
2. That shirt is very becoming of you. Of course, If I were on you I’d be coming too.
1. Excuse me miss, I think you owe me a drink. (Wait for a why) Oh, why? Because I saw you across the room & dropped mine.. It was a rum & coke, & my name is (Insert Name Here)
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