He seems like a nice guy but I couldn't take how many times he said 'I'm a really big fan of…'. No shit! You collect it! You're a really big fan of all that shit!
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Sergeant Fanciful 
Toronto, Ontario, Canada / Male
I really enjoy the film “La Moustache”. It's a Hitchcockesque thriller that truly made me realize what “edge of your seat” means. Watch this movie, it is a LIFE CHANGING experience. Do you even LIKE cinema?! Stop reading this and go watch the film!
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Response to This Is The Best Gaming Setup Ever:
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Response to Flight Attendant Goes Crazy On Plane:
Look at all those fucking idiots filming it. Anything happens now and everybody's first thought is to put it on fucking youtube. I wish this did happen in mid-air and the plane fucking crashed. Their videos would get a million views! That's what life is about now anyway. Fuck people.
- Sergeant thinks Limbaugh, Defending Romney, Has Bain Tie is Fail
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Response to Limbaugh, Defending Romney, Has Bain Tie:
I thought he was going to have a Bain from Batman necktie. When I saw what it was actually about, I didn't read the article and just posted this.
Go ignorance!
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Response to Todd Barry’s Audition For Advil:
Isn't Bon Jovi already the spokesman for Advil?
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Response to Sh*t Yogis Say:
Shit humans say: “Enough with this fucking shit already!”
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These lowest common denominators are not even crying, they're “literally crying”. Which in their stupid world means figuratively. This is not an excuse, they should all be shot in the face.
- Sergeant The ULTIMATE Intervention Supercut and thinks it’s Win
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Response to Wow. Didn't she ever consider the fact that…:
You've obviously never eaten a couch before. Fart infusion is the best part.
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Response to The Squirter: My Strange Addiction Parody:
Too bad. I was really hoping for a punchline or maybe something funny to happen.
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What the hell is a Kaiser Permanente? He sounds sexy.
- Sergeant Wow, you're really on a mission, ...
- Sergeant thinks Somebody needs to get laid. is Old
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Response to Somebody needs to get laid.:
Totally!
- Sergeant The guy in the hat that got on half w... and thinks it’s LOL
- Sergeant it seemed more like two women laughin...
- Sergeant thinks Pray tell who put sand in your nether... is Ew, Old & Cute
- Sergeant Oh come on people, fake. The first la...
- Sergeant thinks This is awesome. I couldn't stop ... is WTF & Ew
- Sergeant There was actually a gas leak and the...
- Sergeant Strangers Laugh Uncontrollably Togeth... and thinks it’s Ew
- Sergeant Cool Penis and thinks it’s LOL
- Sergeant thinks Why You Should Never Inject Silicone ... is Win
- Sergeant How To Make A Skittles Burger
- Sergeant thinks How is this new, I've been doing ... is Fail
- Sergeant Fake. No way that kid lifted up that ...
- Sergeant thinks Another Kid Disaster is Ew & Fail
- Sergeant thinks Psychotic Cheerleading Mom is Win & Cute
- Sergeant i didn't know that some of these ...
- Sergeant 10 Things That Are Cool To Love Again and thinks it’s Ew & Fail
- Sergeant Things Hipsters Do To Be Ironic But A... and thinks it’s Ew, Old & Fail
- Sergeant thinks Atheist's Guide To The 2012 Election is Win
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