Quiz: Which Bond Are You?

1. 1. Bond's a martini drinker, but what's your poison?

   1. Source: Shutterstock Old, good scotch.
   2. Source: Shutterstock Wacky shots!
   3. Source: Shutterstock Red wine.
   4. Source: Shutterstock Vodka.
   5. Source: Shutterstock Tequila!
   6. Source: Shutterstock A good, dark beer.

2. 2. If you had a license to kill, what be your preferred method of dispatching targets?

   1. Source: Shutterstock Sniper rifle. They’ll never see me coming, the bastards.
   2. Source: Shutterstock Bow and arrows. Classic.
   3. Source: Shutterstock My own bare hands.
   4. Via: Ethan Miller / Getty Images Drones. Modern, efficient, soulless.
   5. Source: Black Glenn / Creative Commons  /  via: gahjr2000 A banana peel! WHOOPS!
   6. Source: Shutterstock Garroting wire. Up close and personal.

3. 3. Which villain would you go after first?

   1. Source: Shutterstock Dracula
   2. Source: dailycaller.com Regina George
   3. Source: en.wikipedia.org Bowser
   4. Source: Courtesy of New Line Cinema Satan.
   5. Via: Getty Images / Getty Images Osama Bin Laden
   6. Source: batman.wikia.com The Joker

4. 4. What's your dream ride?

   1. Source: Shutterstock A kickass hog.
   2. Source: Shutterstock A majestic steed.
   3. Source: Ken / Creative Commons  /  via: kenjonbro The Batmobile!
   4. Source: Shutterstock Whatever I build.
   5. Source: Natursports / Shutterstock.com Something classic.
   6. Source: Natursports / Shutterstock.com Monster truck.

5. 5. You've completed a long day of secret agenting. How do you kick back and relax?

   1. Source: Shutterstock Cuddling up with my special someone.
   2. Source: Shutterstock Brooding.
   3. Source: forum.tntvillage.scambioetico.org Plotting my revenge.
   4. Via: Hulton Archive/Stringer / Getty Images Three Stooges marathon! Nyuk nyuk!
   5. Source: Shutterstock Putting on some old LPs.
   6. Source: Shutterstock Making myself dinner.

6. 6. Alright agent, it's your first case. What do you want to take on first?

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   1. A mysterious, attractive traveler claims to know a secret about the Queen that could bring shame to the crown. You are to meet the blackmailer and acquire the secret by any means necessary.
   2. An agent you thought dead has resurfaced, claiming to have a secret weapon that could destroy London. You are to discover the weapon and neutralize it by any means necessary.
   3. The assassin that killed your lover is rumored to be targeting the Queen at an upcoming appearance. You are to accompany Her Majesty, find the assassin, and take him out before he can strike.
   4. A foreign revolutionary is turning Britain’s own drone program against it. You are to find the hacker and neutralize him.
   5. An eccentric billionaire has built a weapon that could send the moon crashing to the earth. You are to sneak onto the billionaire’s moonbase and neutralize the weapon by any means necessary.
   6. The agent that betrayed you and left you for dead - your former partner - is threatening to bomb the London tube. You must find him, neutralize the bomb, and bring him to justice by any means necessary.

Quiz: Which Bond Are You?

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   You got: Sean Connery’s Bond

   You’re the original, baby, the one that started it all. You were doing it - whatever “it” is - long before everyone else got wind of it. You’re smooth, you’re cool, and you’re the one that everyone else is compared to. You’re happy to see people enjoying it since you left it, but really, in the back of your mind, you know none of them can do it like you did.

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   You got: Roger Moore’s Bond

   You’re the marathoner, the one that does it and does it and does it until you realize you’re way too old to do it anymore. But damn it, you’re good at it, if you are a bit… unconventional. You’ve got a wacky gadget or a clever quip for every situation, and have taken an old game to new, extra-orbital heights.

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   You got: George Lazenby’s Bond

   You’re the wild card in the pack, following your heart instead of tradition. You play the game by your own rules, for as long (or as short) as you like, and damn anyone else if they don’t like it. Yours is a controversial legacy, as no one can really agree if you were the best or the worst in your time. But good or bad, no one can say you didn’t leave your mark.

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   You got: Timothy Dalton’s Bond

   You’re the vengeful one, the type to throw caution (and mission directives) to the wind in your quest for revenge. You’ll even part ways with your teammates to achieve your goals, whatever they are. You might not be remembered well, or even in the same league as other who came before you, but you got the job done and changed the game for the generations that came after you.

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   You got: Pierce Brosnan’s Bond

   You are the bloodthirsty psychopath. Brosnan’s Bond racked up more on-average kills per movie than any other. Translated into non-Bond terms, you’re not afraid to get your hands dirty to get the job done. You see what it’s going to take to accomplish your goals and don’t balk at it, whatever it is.

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   You got: Daniel Craig’s Bond

   You’re the dark Bond, the one that gets stuck in moral quandaries more often than beautiful women’s beds. You turn to drink and danger to escape the immense grey areas of the modern espionage world, but you still manage to be there when duty calls. And while you’ve taken your game to new, unexplored places, you do it well, with style and the occasional hat tip to those who came before.

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