There Really Is A Dating Site For Everyone

They say there’s someone out there for everyone. That may or may not be true, but this Valentine’s Day, there’s definitely a dating site or two for you.

1. SeaCaptainDate.com

“My mistress may be the sea, but the thing is, that’s just an expression. There ain’t really no sex involved.” - Caleb’s Testimonial Video

“Shockingly legit.” - Jezebel

3. MyLovelyParent.com

Started by two sons who wanted to find a date for their mother, My Lovely Parent allows people to set up dating profiles for their parents or other loved ones.

4. Darwin Dating

Dating for terrible people: “Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos?”

Not allowed:
“Hair in the wrong places on women”
“Mid-digital hair”
“Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow”
“Weird pubic hair”
“Red hair and too many freckles”
And more.

5. FarmersOnly.com

A dating site that is NOT for city folk.

6. WomenBehindBars.com

A place for female inmates to meet men who are exclusively interested in meeting prison inmates.

7. FindYourFaceMate.com

When you want to date the mirror.

8. CrazyBlindDate.com, by OK Cupid

A dating site, minus the profile photos.

9. PositiveSingles.com

A site for people with STDs to meet and support one another.

12. 420dating.com

…dude.

13. AgeMatch.com

Dating for people looking for someone who was in the workforce while they were still in fourth grade.

14. CougarLife.com

For cubs looking for cougars, and cougars looking for cubs.

15. CanDoBetter.com

Users upload individual pictures of each half of a couple, and the community decides if either could do better. The one who’s voted to be settling gets to view the dating profiles on the site.

16. Pounced.org

Dating for Furries.

17. The Official Clown Dating Agency

Sadly defunct, but still accepting singles’ info with a promise to do what they can.

18. Cupidtino

For fans of Apple and its “Cupertino” font.

19. The Atlasphere

For libertarians who believe in the value of self-reliance…but still need a little help meeting the right person.

21. ‘Stache Passions

For havers and lovers of mustaches.

Part of the Passions Network.

22. No Longer Lonely

Dating for people with mental illnesses.

24. EquestrianCupid.com

For horse lovers and the horse lovers that love them.

25. Purrsonals.com

For cat lovers and the cat lovers that love them.

26. DateALittle.com

Dating for little people.

27. TallFriends.com

When 5’10” just won’t cut it.

29. MillionaireMatch.com

“#1 dating site for successful singles and admirers!”

We think $85K per year is pretty “successful.” If we’re raising the benchmark to “millionaire,” then we’re all doomed.

31. DateCraft.com

Dating for MMO gamers.

32. Gleeden.com

The world’s first extramarital affair site “100% made by women.”

33. DiaperMates.com

For adults who have to / want to / love to wear diapers.

34. SinglesWithFoodAllergies.com

For your celiac, allergic, single friend.

37. CrewDating.com

For airline pilots and flight attendants: “Never fly solo again”

38. CancerMatch.com

A dating site for cancer survivors to meet and support one another.

45. FitnessDates.com

One of the members’ headlines: “Needed: Hard body that can handle curves”

47. KinkyDatingSite.com

“Your best friends and co-workers may have tried to hook you up with people they know, but it’s hard to tell them that what you like are kinky guys or girls, right?”

Kinky Dating Site is obviously NSFW, unless your work is cool with pictures of sex toys, candle wax, and rubber.

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