“My mistress may be the sea, but the thing is, that’s just an expression. There ain’t really no sex involved.” - Caleb’s Testimonial Video
Started by two sons who wanted to find a date for their mother, My Lovely Parent allows people to set up dating profiles for their parents or other loved ones.
4. Darwin Dating
Dating for terrible people: “Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos?”
“Hair in the wrong places on women”
“Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow”
“Weird pubic hair”
“Red hair and too many freckles”
A dating site that is NOT for city folk.
A place for female inmates to meet men who are exclusively interested in meeting prison inmates.
8. CrazyBlindDate.com, by OK Cupid
A dating site, minus the profile photos.
A site for people with STDs to meet and support one another.
11. The Ugly Bug Ball
Dating for people looking for someone who was in the workforce while they were still in fourth grade.
For cubs looking for cougars, and cougars looking for cubs.
Users upload individual pictures of each half of a couple, and the community decides if either could do better. The one who’s voted to be settling gets to view the dating profiles on the site.
17. The Official Clown Dating Agency
Sadly defunct, but still accepting singles’ info with a promise to do what they can.
19. The Atlasphere
For libertarians who believe in the value of self-reliance…but still need a little help meeting the right person.
From the testimonial page:
21. ‘Stache Passions
For havers and lovers of mustaches.
Part of the Passions Network.
22. No Longer Lonely
Dating for people with mental illnesses.
For horse lovers and the horse lovers that love them.
For cat lovers and the cat lovers that love them.
Dating for little people.
We think $85K per year is pretty “successful.” If we’re raising the benchmark to “millionaire,” then we’re all doomed.
The world’s first extramarital affair site “100% made by women.”
For adults who have to / want to / love to wear diapers.
For your celiac, allergic, single friend.
For airline pilots and flight attendants: “Never fly solo again”
A dating site for cancer survivors to meet and support one another.
One of the members’ headlines: “Needed: Hard body that can handle curves”
For adding another member to your polygamous marriage.
Kinky Dating Site is obviously NSFW, unless your work is cool with pictures of sex toys, candle wax, and rubber.
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