1. Video game cars are out to get you.
Turns out, the only thing that’s been holding them back are the simulated laws of physics.
9. And fire trucks? Let’s just say those sirens are there for your sake.
GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY.
10. It’s especially dangerous when they figure out how to bring Mario Kart mushrooms into other games.
15. Sometimes they don’t even want to hurt you, they just want to annoy you.
Give me back my phone, car. You do not have thumbs, you are a car.
16. Don’t be fooled by a cute exterior- video game cars are cold-blooded killing machines.
17. They will do anything to get you, even phase right through the ground itself.
18. So don’t ever let your guard down, or think you’re safe from video game cars and their vehicular counterparts, and if you get the chance…
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