Everyone Deserves A Friend Like Philip J. Fry

Compassionate, loyal, loves junk food and beer, and dumb as a rock.

1. He’s always up for whatever weird new thing you want to do.

Like surfing the sludge waves of New New York’s sewers.

ID: 1014219

2. Dude is the KING of pep talks.

ID: 1014214

Seriously, his pep talks are untouchable!

ID: 1014282

3. He will never judge your hunger pangs, because he feels them, too.

There’s no pain like having all the canned food you need, and every can opener in the world in open rebellion against humans.

ID: 1014225

4. He’ll never take your friendship for granted.

ID: 1014232

5. He’ll defend your drinking adventures to haters.

ID: 1014241

6. And you’ll never be the third wheel around him.

Better call Bender’s online pimping dating service.

ID: 1014250

7. He’s got a healthy, realistic self-perception.

ID: 1014251

8. Though he can hold a grudge, he also knows how to let one go.

He hated his brother for 1000 years, but instantly changed his mind when he saw his nephew was named in his honor.

ID: 1014289

9. The boy loves his momma.

ID: 1014288

10. He knows how to compliment your cooking.

ID: 1014291

11. He’ll commiserate with you on a lousy Monday.

ID: 1014293

12. Say what you will about his gifts, he knows what he’s good at.

ID: 1014301

13. Your irrational fears will feel downright ordinary next to his.

Caterpillars. He is deathly afraid of caterpillars.

ID: 1014305

14. He will happily walk into stupid situations with you.

ID: 1014307

15. He’ll call shotgun when you want to make a burger run.

ID: 1014308

16. He’s the wingman you never knew you needed.

ID: 1014310

17. You’ll always feel better about yourself after hanging out with him.

ID: 1014315

18. He’s brutally honest about his shortcomings, and knows how to empathize.

ID: 1014316

19. Any excuse is a good excuse to go drinking for him, so he’s always down for brunch.

ID: 1014388

20. You never have to get all dressy round him.

Courtesy of Comedy Central
ID: 1014476

21. He’ll match you in trash talk jab for jab, but… he’s not very good at it.

ID: 1014480

22. He’s got great fashion advice.

ID: 1014494

23. He’ll never judge you for your dirty apartment, because this is his:

ID: 1014495

24. He’s down to just chill and do nothing.

ID: 1014503

25. And he’s not afraid to look like an idiot.

ID: 1014506

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