34 People That Don’t Care About Your Rules

For every person out there that’s happy to just be another cog, there is one of these rule-breakers.

1. Their mom said, “Stop using the toaster on the driveway,” and they said:

2. The cops are terrified of this guy and they don’t even know it.

3. Chiquita can’t tell this guy how to eat a banana.

4. This guy will use any damn door he damn well pleases.

5. The max setting is WRONG.

6. This sugar junkie knows Junior Mints taste just fine from this end.

7. This guy is why brownie day was cancelled at his last office.

8. This dog makes whatever mess she wants.

9. This uploader will take just as long as they like.

10. The system can’t tell this guy where to stand.

11. Guess what, THIS GUY CROSSED THE RED LINE.

12. “String” is simply a suggestion to this cheese lover.

13. You can just call this guy Don’t Draper. Or Won’t Draper because HE WON’T BE HELD DOWN.

14. You can’t tell this mail deliverer what to do! You can’t!

15. Sure, insert there if you’re a SUCKER.

16. When life gave this grocer lemon juice, he PUT IT IN THE LIME BOX.

AND VICE VERSA.

17. This caffeine addict can’t — sorry, WON’T — even read.

18. DON’T EVEN TRY TO TELL THIS GUY WHERE THE TRASH CAN GOES.

19. This technarchist doesn’t play by anyone’s goddamn rules!

20. This athlete is better at hiding her supplements than Lance Armstrong, that’s for sure.

21. This Domino’s employee is fully aware of your OCD.

In fact, she’s counting on it.

22. All That Remains is a band that puts their intro wherever the hell they want.

23. NO, he’s over THERE.

24. This knife will be sharp however it wants to be, thank you very much.

25. Why, were you going to use all that empty space for GIVING INTO THE SYSTEM?!

26. Don’t tell this elevator which way to go!

27. Who’re you going to trust, a calendar or your underpants?

28. Or your SOCK?!

29. Walking around corners is for CHUMPS.

30. Pluto doesn’t play by planet rules! It’s not even a planet!

31. What do you know? You’re just a little sign.

32. What do YOU know? You’re just a TALL sign!

33. This entire creek is breaking the rules! Next we’ll have pets off leashes!

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