1. Their mom said, “Stop using the toaster on the driveway,” and they said:
2. The cops are terrified of this guy and they don’t even know it.
6. This sugar junkie knows Junior Mints taste just fine from this end.
7. This guy is why brownie day was cancelled at his last office.
13. You can just call this guy Don’t Draper. Or Won’t Draper because HE WON’T BE HELD DOWN.
14. You can’t tell this mail deliverer what to do! You can’t!
16. When life gave this grocer lemon juice, he PUT IT IN THE LIME BOX.
AND VICE VERSA.
18. DON’T EVEN TRY TO TELL THIS GUY WHERE THE TRASH CAN GOES.
19. This technarchist doesn’t play by anyone’s goddamn rules!
20. This athlete is better at hiding her supplements than Lance Armstrong, that’s for sure.
21. This Domino’s employee is fully aware of your OCD.
In fact, she’s counting on it.
22. All That Remains is a band that puts their intro wherever the hell they want.
24. This knife will be sharp however it wants to be, thank you very much.
25. Why, were you going to use all that empty space for GIVING INTO THE SYSTEM?!
27. Who’re you going to trust, a calendar or your underpants?
30. Pluto doesn’t play by planet rules! It’s not even a planet!
33. This entire creek is breaking the rules! Next we’ll have pets off leashes!
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