5 Signs You've Found Your Food Soul Mate

If your adorable little jalapeño popper does any of the following, he or she might just be your Food Soul Mate.

So take it from us...

If you're dating someone, and the two of you can't ever seem to agree on what to eat, then you should probably pack it up like a brown-bag lunch and just be pen pals or something.

True love may start in the heart, but it stays alive via the stomach.

1. Reminds you to put “Extra ketchup, please!” in the Seamless special instructions.

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If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write an epic tragedy called The French Fries That Came Without Ketchup. If your baby's got Heinz on the brain, he's your Romeo.

2. Has the same foodpinions.

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You both agree that breakfast food can be eaten at any time of day, that chocolate milk is the nectar of the gods, and that "massaged kale" is something a Communist orders. Whatever your alimental leanings, if the person you're courting concurs -- "Yes, the lettuce on burgers is a waste of time!" then put an (onion) ring on it.

3. Discreetly Tells You When You Have Food on Your Face

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"You got a little…"

"Where? Here?"

"Bit to the right."

"Did I get it?"

"Got it."

4. Surprises You with a “Just Because” Bacon Cheeseburger

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"Oh, you know me too well. *And* you got extra ketchup? MARRY ME."

5. Shares whatever they get with you.

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If your new romantic partner says those three words you so want to hear -- "Want a bite?" -- you can safely consider him/her a truly special someone. Congrats! You've found your Food Soul Mate!

Have you found your Food Soul Mate? Tell us about it!