12 Reasons Why Cher's Paper Wig Is EVERYTHING

It gets your toes a-tappin'. It's empowering. It's Cher's first music video in over 12 years, and more importantly, it unveiled a new Chersation not experienced in pop culture since the the licking of her lip and throwing back of the mane: the newspaper wig. Here are just *some* of the reasons why it absolutely rules.

12. It’s a natural, organic progression from her previous headdresses

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11. It allows you to leave the house product free! (Sorry, Lori Davis)

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10. It’s fueled a heated Twitter debate not heard of since the Christina Aguilera Frisbee fascinator incident of 2012

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9. It’s an easy and affordable to upgrade to your vintage “Growing Hair Cher” doll

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8. Those seated in the front row can catch up on the Sunday funnies

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7. Like most Cher looks, it’ll surely influence many a Halloween costume this year

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6. No need for fuzzy hair appointments. Just swing by the newsstand and you’re set!

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5. It’s sure to inspire a new act from mega Cher impersonator Chad Michaels

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4. It can be used as mulch, post-show

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3. It’s already incited its own canine tribute!

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2. It’s single-handedly saving the print industry

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1. Unlike a synthetic mullet, it’s 100% recyclable

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Bottom line: Cher's newspaper wig is everything. If you don't agree, well...

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