woke up at 5am this morning and watched the curling. Russia's trousers were enough to keep me awake.
1. These pants are your inspiration.
2. These pants are your destiny.
4. This preliminary match between Russia and Great Britain was at 5am GMT / 12am EST last night. It didn’t matter.
7. You don’t even know what sport they are doing.
8. You’re only looking at the left of the screen or the thing between that guy’s arms right now.
Nothing else matters.
9. But the “best pants” title in fact belongs to the Norweigans.
This is them in training.
10. I mean, I think this is them training for curling.
It’s difficult to tell because the pants are so distracting.