We Really Need To Talk About The Amazingly Dull "Gogglebox" Couple

    Giles and Mary need to be loved because they are boring.

    We're all used to the Gogglebox contributors now.

    And you've probably heard from other people about why there should be new contributors in this show in case the existing ones become too "self-aware."

    But have you noticed Giles and Mary from Wiltshire?

    When things got steamy on Poldark.

    Giles and Mary reacted like this.

    There was recently a documentary about a man who owned hundreds and hundreds of teddy bears.

    And Scarlett from Gogglebox came back with this.

    Giles and Mary only made this observation.

    And when the rollerskaters wowed the judges on the first episode of Britain's Got Talent.

    They were really quite appalled about everything.

    And when everything got sexy in the advertising world during an episode of Mad Men.

    Giles then asked Mary, "Didn't you once work as an advertising secretary?" She responded with this:

    Neighbours celebrated its 30th anniversary they repeated the classic episode when Kylie and Jason got married.

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    Giles said this powerful opinion about Australia.

    There was a one-off BBC Eurovision concert the other week, to celebrate the concert's 60th birthday.

    They're big fans, but not for the reason you expect.

    Whilst everyone was thrilled by the Grand National.

    And the other contributors were at the edge of their seats.

    Or if they won, on top of each other.

    Giles and Mary (who lost) talked about this instead.

    And when Daenerys' dragons became uncontrollable in the series five premiere of Game of Thrones.

    Giles offered some very helpful advice indeed.

    You have to hand it to them. Their conversations are some of the most engaging you will ever see on television.

    But there are some unanswered questions, like this.

    And this.

    And what.

    The HELL.

    IS THIS?