So there's this guy called Tamal on Bake Off.
When he's onscreen viewers are like this.
When will Tamal just frick me in every crevice of my cake-loving being
me when i see tamal
Let the Tamal thirst begin. #GBBO
There is a lot of Tamal thirst right now.
Mary's face when Tamal said Bread-cycle was just one of pure joy and bread induced ecstasy. #GBBO
"Bread induced ecstasy."
And as this is a show where innuendo is rife, many people are dropping Tamal-based sexual innuendo whenever he's onscreen. Like when he made this box.
tamal can fill my biscuit box
Tamal can assemble my biscuit box and pipe his icing on it 😎 #GBBO
It was the same when he made some biscotti.
I would love to dip Tamal's biscotti into my cup. #GBBO
can tamal please show me his hard biscuit
In fact during bread week it was just insane.
I'd like to see Tamal's baguette slop out as it rises etc etc #gbbo
I'd lay my hands on Tamal's baguette #gbbo
It's pretty weird and ever so British.
I'd like to see Tamal's filling pouring out #GBBO
I would like to declare my love for Tamal. He's so beautiful. Beautiful like bread. Bake me bread, Tamal, you crusty temptress. #gbbo
"Bake me bread, Tamal."
And when he drops some innuendo unintentionally.
His fans just get more and more intense.
"They've come out massive" - I BET they have, Tamal. #GBBO
"Ooooh he's a nice kid. I wouldn't mind you bringing him home" Mom on Tamal. NEITHER WOULD I ELAINE, NEITHER WOULD I #GBBO
Sometimes it's not even him dropping the innuendo, but Mel doing the voiceover.
'Tamal is well versed in the art of injecting' IS HE INDEED #GBBO
God only knows how everyone reacted when he pretended to eat some goat's cheese and it turned incredibly sexual for some reason.
In short...
Tamal puts the 'bae' in Great British Bake Off. #GBBO