Firstly, let's get this out of the way.
Friends compare your phone with theirs.
OMG this is a Game Boy Advance.
Some friends ask you why on earth you bought this phone. You tell them you did it for the additional battery life, but you know you didn't. You did this for the ego and the power.
You are always afraid your iPhone is losing battery power. You therefore recharge it for three days straight.
Other friends ask you whether you were worried you were going to get something so big when you ordered it. You say you weren't, mainly because (and you don't tell them this) you and your partner made a paper version three days earlier because you were a bit too excited.