Not at home anymore? Not to worry. Now that they regularly use a mobile phone they text you instead.
Ring you to arrange things? Not anymore.
They update you with every little detail.
The post is for you though.
She might send you a present.
So long as you send her one in return.
Weather is a popular talking point.
80% of all messages from her are about the weather.
But they let you know that they are safe afterwards.
Some texts do contain errors.
You can get quite confused.
Some texts require further explanation.
It's as if you never left home.
Although they are having a lot of fun without you.
And remember... they love you very much.
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