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<b>It's April, which means you're in a slight panic because you have no titting clue what festival to go to this year.</b> Let this be your guide.

It's April, which means you're in a slight panic because you have no titting clue what festival to go to this year. Let this be your guide.

Which British Festival Should You Go To This Year?

Important first question.

A very important second question.

Now let's turn to alcohol.

Next, a question about the countryside.

I'm sorry, we have to talk about this.

This too.

Now let's tackle the big question.

This is also an important question.

And, finally.

YOU'RE GOING TO GLASTONBURY! Oh wait, hang on. Did you register for tickets at Glastonbury? Did you pay for your deposit in the first online sale? Have you just paid off your remaining ticket balance online?   
If so, YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO GLASTONBURY!!!

Glastonbury Festival

You're the type of person who is just _so_ over THAT Glasto buzz and whose life ambition is to enthusiastically read _The Guardian_ in an field. You're looking for a festival where you have enough spare camping space to erect your own gazebo. This is the festival for you. [You can get tickets for Latitude here](http://www.latitudefestival.com/).

Latitude Festival

YEAH. BST. The city festival, 50 metres to the nearest tube station. A festival that REALLY likes to be subtle with its corporate branding \*lies\*. You'll love this festival and you'll be sleeping in your own bed tonight, you hero. [Tickets are still available and you can get them here](http://www.bst-hydepark.com/).

British Summer Time Festival

The festival where THERE IS NO ESCAPE. Literally. Because you are on a island. IoW is a little bit like Glasto, with the mud and all, but _smaller_, with more dadrock than you can handle. You'll love it (probably). It's on from 11–14 June and [you can get tickets here.](http://isleofwightfestival.com/line-up.aspx).

Isle of Wight Festival

This is the festival that wants to punch you in the face. People like to set alight to tents here. And if you're over 17 you might not come back alive. Just a warning. Bring warm Carling. It'll be swell. It's on from 28–30 August and [you can get tickets here](http://www.readingfestival.com/tickets).

Reading and Leeds Festival

Camp Bestival is a festival that Mumsnet would be proud of. Seriously. I've just looked and there's a whole thread on the site about it, and they <3 it. Seriously, though. Bring your kids. If you haven't got kids, buy some. It's on from 30 July–2 August and [you can buy tickets here](http://www.campbestival.net/tickets).

Camp Bestival

The Virgin Mobile V Festival is pop as hell and as corporate as hell but you don't simply give a damn. You just want to get a suntan and sweat in a field listening to music that doesn't sound like two bin lids being repeatedly smashed together.  
V Festival on from 28–30 August and [you can get tickets here](http://www.readingfestival.com/tickets).

V Festival

Creamfields music is all DWWWWOOOPPP DEEP DERRRP NEEEEEPP NERRP FLEEEURRRPPP WWWHAAP WHAAT WAAP WEEEE ERRRRRPP PPRRRRREEE PRWWEEE. Hope that helps. The festival is on from 28–30 August and [you can get tickets here](https://www.creamfields.com/).

Creamfields

T in the Park lively Scottish festival that always manages to be sunny ALL THE TIME. And even though it has moved location several times, that doesn't seem to ruin things either. This festival may or may not contain Edith Bowman. The festival is on from 10–12 July and [you can get tickets here](http://www.tinthepark.com/home.aspx).

T in the Park

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