1. When they suggested you could make toast by tilting the toaster on its side.
Newspaper correction of the day c/o @guardian
2. When they got the name of a song ever so slightly wrong.
3. When an incomplete recipe no doubt caused middle-class disasters in kitchens everywhere.
4. When they said transgender US soldier and whistleblower Chelsea Manning took Ellen's selfie, when in fact it was Bradley Cooper.
Correction: Peak Guardian.
5. When they suggested that The xx had won a BRIT Award when in fact it was placeholder text.
Handwringing complicated apology / correction in The Guardian today ...
6. When they suggested that a vagina could smell like peaches.
New favorite @guardian correction.
7. When they suggested that savage sheep attacked people.
Great Guardian correction. No, the Philistines were not attacked by hordes of 'savage sheep'
8. When a rogue hyphen caused havoc.
Awesome correction in today's @guardian, to be filed under "why hyphens are important"
9. When they took a photo of the wrong John Major.
Classy correction in the Guardian: "the picture of John Major was in fact someone pretending to be him."
10. When they snapped back with this.
11. When they mistakenly suggested that everyone should purchase 13kg of lamb to make a nice lamb tangine.
Perhaps our best correction since "we had the worst team in the Premiership" (should have been "worst tea").
12. When they suggested that Mick Hucknall had slept with 1000 people in three years when in fact it was 1000 person a year.
13. And the time they omitted a key detail regarding a football club chairman.
My favourite ever @guardian Correction and Clarification…