1. Have you ever noticed that This Morning is really weird? For example, once they did dog yoga.
It featured lots of dog exercises, like this one.
2. They've interviewed a woman who said she can't get a boyfriend because her cats are better.
3. A woman who spent £10,000 for a dog party.
4. And a woman who has married her dog.
5. They've also interviewed a guy whose job for a living is tasting and rating varieties of dog food.
And then Phillip Schofield ate dog food LIVE.
6. There's also been a man who spent £100,000 of his own money to look just like Madonna.
7. A woman who has aspirational dating standards.
8. A woman whose job is dealing with sex toys that have been returned, even if they have been used.
9. There's also been a 14-year-old bodybuilder.
10. A woman who cannot ever look at Simon Cowell.
11. A man who has sex with cars.
12. A woman who claimed she uses fairies for guidance.
13. A man who is a vampire and likes drinking blood.
14. A couple who love drinking their own urine.
15. A man who has lived in a car for eight years (by choice) and likes to go to the toilet like this.
16. A couple who spent over £20,000 on sex dolls.
17. A man who owns 240 sex dolls.
18. A woman who has a lifelike toddler called Bert.
19. A woman who has been haunted by her dolls.
20. A woman who has been haunted by a ghost.
21. A woman who has been groped by a ghost.
22. And a woman who has had sex with a ghost.
23. Interviews are not the only weird thing they do. They've also explained how to do bondage.
They had a team of models showing off the kit (wearing clothes).
And then Schofield tried a nipple clamp LIVE.
And in case you're familiar with bondage they did a segment that very same day on "advanced bondage".
24. They've done a feature on "pheromone parties", in which you smell someone's belongings to find love.
25. They've also done "celebrity foot readings".
Whose feet are these? Ray Quinn! Runner-up of the X Factor in 2006!
26. They've also done "rumpology", which is a bit like palm reading but you look at their bottom.
27. And recently they've done doggy dating, where people go on dates according to how nice their dog looks.
28. And remember when they did vagina facials?
It's a cream you use to make sure your vagina's not saggy, apparently.
29. And the woman with a phobia of ice?
After she was cured, Phillip Schofield seductively ate an ice lolly in front of her.