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23 London Street Performers That Need To Stop Performing

Terrible for tourists. Terrible for Londoners. Shut it down.

4. You’re not the real thing.

5. You’re really not the real thing.

10. You’re not fooling anyone.

11. This is not a talent.

12. Neither is this.

13. This doesn’t make any sense.

14. This doesn’t either.

15. You’re not making any sense.

16. You’re not making any sense.

…especially as you have the body of The Queen and the face of Margaret Thatcher.

17. You’re also not making any sense.

I DON’T GET IT. SORRY.

18. What’s with this “SMOTHER ME WITH PAINT” look?

And why are they standing on bins?

19. It’s a bit weird isn’t it?

21. Bring back the “smothered with paint” look.

22. All is forgiven.

23. ALL IS FORGIVEN.

I’m scared.

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