1. This is it. Your final week ever of assessments. You will never witness situations like this ever again.
this kid just laid down and fell asleep on the library floor. an admirable move tbh
2. But then after your Finals you feel nothing.
3. Where are the explosions? The fireworks?
4. Instead you just watch TV like this for hours.
5. Or you tell your housemates this.
6. That's if you can sleep. You might be thinking...
7. Then there's the weird experience if you have your final assessments weeks before you actually leave.
8. Where you keep a low profile and try not to ask anyone if they have finished yet in case they haven't.
9. You also try to avoid your classmates who are like...
10. You are avoiding your parents on the phone.
11. You can now enjoy this thing called "going outside".
12. There's also this thing called "fruit" and "veg".
13. Better still... you never have to touch these again.
That's unless you really quite like these things called "books", I dunno.
14. And you gain a superiority complex above the people who are in the years below you.
15. Although being trapped indoors studying for so long has resulted in you not being physically able to think of anything else but the essays you have just finished.
16. You're not able to talk about anything other than essays either.
17. You start to plan your summer.
18. Before noticing that you might not have any more money. You are terrified of pressing both of these two buttons.
19. Don't even think of the library fines you still have to pay.
20. But after realising that you will no longer drink at the same pubs and clubs ever again, you will say "fuck it" and then continue to spend all your money anyway.
21. You become wise and Oprah-like and start dishing out serious truth bombs to people in other years.
22. Not a job. TOSSING HATS IN THE AIR LIKE THIS.
Throw it like you mean it baby.
