1. Michael Buerk hates celebrity culture.
So he's on a show called errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
3. But he and Tinchy are quite good at handshakes.
4. After a while it became a little bit of a thing.
5. A little bit too much of a thing.
6. Oh god please stop it becoming a thing.
But don't worry, Tinchy has rules about coolness.
7. Another contestant is Gemma Collins. She wanted us to learn something different about her.
9. This led to an immediate campaign on Twitter for her for her to be a part of Band Aid 30.
Gemma Collins for Band Aid 30. #imacelebrity
10. She then arrived at camp and started screaming.
11. We learnt she didn't like the rations of porridge.
12. So she invented "the porridge pâté".
13. And although she didn't have a good day, at least she hasn't let it knock her confidence.
And she's not asking for much.
14. This is a given, really.
Aaaaaand that's who's getting voted to do all the trials. #ImACelebrity
15. Oh and what about Liam Gallagher's rumoured appearance in this year's I'm a Celebrity?
What?! Roy Keane and Liam Gallagher AREN'T in the jungle?! But the papers were so sure! #ImACeleb