Pop into Waitrose for a few things? Oh GO ON.
But from the moment you start shopping in Waitrose, you start to encounter a few problems.
1. You have to convince your friends the whole time that Waitrose isn't posh, when it sells this.
And this.
And this.
2. AND you have to make sure that you avoid these really really REALLY expensive products.
£17.50 for honey? A STEAL.
3. You also have to keep convincing yourself that these products are actually really really "essential".
That you need these to survive.
That without ironing water and candles you would die.
4. Want good news? If you spend over £5 and if you have a myWaitrose card you get a free Guardian!
5. The bad? There are no Guardians left. Would you like a FREE copy of the Daily Mail instead?
6. If you're a regular you can use one of these.
And you love using it because using the laser makes you feel like you've got superpowers.
But can you scan half your own products? NOPE.
7. But at least you get intimidated by the hot staff.
waitrose hires the most attractive guys #impeccabletaste
Sarah Rouse
@sarahrouse
waitrose hires the most attractive guys #impeccabletaste
/ ViaIs it okay for me to admit that I managed to find the attractive man that served me in Waitrose yesterday on Facebook? Asking for a friend.
Sam C
@FearfulLuddite
Is it okay for me to admit that I managed to find the attractive man that served me in Waitrose yesterday on Facebook? Asking for a friend.
/ ViaCan't cope round the attractive girls in waitrose, nearly spilled my basket of pâté anchovies gold top milk and prosciutto #pahnic
John Tuggindale
@JohnPaulisha
Can't cope round the attractive girls in waitrose, nearly spilled my basket of pâté anchovies gold top milk and prosciutto #pahnic
/ Via