13 Of The Weirdest Rush Hour Crushes From Metro

Fancy someone but can't face asking them out in person? Why not send a slightly psychopathic letter to a newspaper that will be read by millions?

You know Metro's Rush-Hour Crush, where people ask their crush out in a column read by millions instead of, you know, asking them out in person.

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But don't you think that some of the crushes are a little bit.... well.... creepy?

1. Like this one.

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No thanks.

2. And this one.

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No No No No No No No No No.

3. The info at the bottom here isn't necessary.

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4. This one reads like a really bad sex novel.

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5. This double entendre at the end is unsettling.

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6. This one has just got problems all over the shop.

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7. This one could lead to an employment tribunal.

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A DRINK? MAYBE IN A COURT OF LAW OKAY THANKS BYE.

8. This one made me a little bit sick in my mouth.

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9. This is just creepy.

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10. Pretty pretty pretty pretty CREEPY.

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11. But the creepiest one ever? THIS.

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12. Oh btw, this apology won't get you a nice date.

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13. Neither will this one.

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