Whatever. This still made me want all-you-can-eat breadsticks.

Worked in the restaurant biz in the same area for 15 years (I've since gone into accounting). You never, ever, ever meet an Olive Garden line cook. I wonder why? Hmmmm….

From: Olive Garden Corporate Headquarters
To: All Olive Garden employees and franchisees
Re: Our slogan
Date: 13 Feb 2012 EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! In an effort to keep up with the times, we will be altering our familiar motto just a bit. From now on, instead of “When you're here, you're family,” our official Olive Garden slogan will be: “Shut up and eat your goddamned pasta.” Thanks, The Management