ah I fucking love James Franco.

he can act, so long as the role is a stoner dude of questionable sexuality.

They forgot “act”

They left out the most important thing. He can't bring back Freaks and Geeks.

when you're a celebrity you can 'do' anything. his 'art' is shit, his 'prose' is shit, yet there's a market for it because he's a celebrity. what's next, james franco-composed contrapuntal music? what can't he do? he's incredible!

I'll bear his children. I'll make that sacrifice for the world. You can thank me later. ;)

he can't bear children unless he has sex with a bear duh

“That doesn't mean there still aren't plenty of things Franco cannot do.” Like fix that triple negative, The Daily?

See when he's smiling

You forgot “act at an ability level that matches his hype.”