11 Things That Should Be Winter Olympics Sports

Just in time for the Snowpocalypse: Let's spice up the Winter Games. People along the East Coast will be practicing many of these tomorrow. I will be perfecting my technique with No. 11: Hot Toddy Drinking.

• 1. Snowball Fighting

  It's clear sports fans already love snowball fights. This is a no-brainer.

• 2. Sledding

  Everyone loves sledding :)

• 3. Snow Angels

  As these bikini-clad college girls demonstrate, competitive snow angelling is not for the faint of heart.

• 4. Snowmobile Racing

  I think we can all agree that the Olympics needs more motorized sports, just generally speaking.

• 5. Shovel Racing

  Guys, can we at least get some shovel racing in here too?

• 6. Extreme Snowblowing!

  Watch as drivers go head-to-head!

• 7. Snowman Building

  It also reminds us all of an important life lesson: Snowmen are not living things.

• 8. Polar Bear Club

  This is such an extreme sport. Totally Olympics material.

• 9. Dogsled Racing

  Hello! Dogs!!!

• 10. Ice Sculpture

  It's as arty and beautiful as ice skating, but with chainsaws.

• 11. Hot Toddy Drinking!

  Hot toddy. Say it. Say it! Hot toddy!!