11 Things That Should Be Winter Olympics Sports
Just in time for the Snowpocalypse: Let's spice up the Winter Games. People along the East Coast will be practicing many of these tomorrow. I will be perfecting my technique with No. 11: Hot Toddy Drinking.
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1. Snowball Fighting
It's clear sports fans already love snowball fights. This is a no-brainer.
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2. Sledding
Everyone loves sledding :)
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3. Snow Angels
As these bikini-clad college girls demonstrate, competitive snow angelling is not for the faint of heart.
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4. Snowmobile Racing
I think we can all agree that the Olympics needs more motorized sports, just generally speaking.
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5. Shovel Racing
Guys, can we at least get some shovel racing in here too?
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6. Extreme Snowblowing!
Watch as drivers go head-to-head!
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7. Snowman Building
It also reminds us all of an important life lesson: Snowmen are not living things.
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8. Polar Bear Club
This is such an extreme sport. Totally Olympics material.
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9. Dogsled Racing
Hello! Dogs!!!
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10. Ice Sculpture
It's as arty and beautiful as ice skating, but with chainsaws.
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11. Hot Toddy Drinking!
Hot toddy. Say it. Say it! Hot toddy!!