In Case You Didn't Know: Scott Baio Sucks

I've never been more ashamed of my name. Scott Baio and his caps-loving wife, Renee, have been engaged in a battle of Tweets and Facebook updates with Jezebel. It's very, very ugly. Sorta like, um, that time he attacked Michelle Obama! SPOILER: If you have any lingering warm feelings towards Baio leftover from the bygone days of Charles in Charge, prepare to have them erased forever.

• The story so far...

  So first Jezebel made fun of his Tweet about taxes and lazy people. By "made fun of," I mean they pointed out in a Twitter round up...

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  Which upset Baio. He just wants fair representation!

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  Then Irin, a reporter at Jezebel, responded.

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  Which: Pretty much true. But turns out he had rope left to spare...

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  Then his wife, Renee, got involved, and things really went south. She chose Facebook (user ID: mrs.scottbaio) as her social media weapon of choice.

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  (via Jezebel)

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  (via Jezebel)

• And more to come?

  The feud now stands thusly: Mrs. Scott Baio has contacted the Attorney General's office (unclear which AG), so there will undoubtedly be no more updates on this pressing story. Thanks for your time! In the meantime, the Baio's should take Ice-T's advice.