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    Every Failed Relationship: As Told By Office Printers

    Office printers provide the perfect analogy for modern day relationships - via theBlubber

    1. First, a certain level of mutual trust needs to be established.

    2. Once trust is established, a physical relationship can begin.

    3. However, there are ominous signs that this relationship is doomed to fail, but without a viable other option, you see no choice but to proceed.

    4. Now that you are boyfriend/girlfriend, the female will start being overly dramatic about everything.

    5. The male begins to revert back to his selfish, self-centered ways.

    6. The female will start “letting herself go”

    7. This will cause the male to being to stray and begin looking for other females.

    8. Which will of course lead to the inevitable blow-up of the relationship.

    9. Leaving both parties wondering WTF happened and incredibly frustrated.