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    Top 10 Pickup Lines For Jews

    From the new Jewish humor book, "Kosher Porn" -- because we only keep it kosher in the kitchen.............

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    by scompr

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    Tall and athletic? The Jewish unicorn.

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    Jewish and a feminist? That's one Bubbe will love.

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    They serve wine with kiddush, don't they?

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    Swoon.....

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    Oysters as an aphrodisiac? I'll take a bagel and schmear any day.

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    Call off the search parties!

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    Nuff said.

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    We all love a good high-holiday innuendo.

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    For research purposes only, I promise.

    Sarah Rosen is the popular blogger and author of Kosher Porn. Kosher Porn is filled with 120 full-color tongue in cheek come-on-line memes that will entertain the whole family – and may even act as an ice breaker between couples. Kosher Porn retails for $14.00 and is available on Amazon and at mass bookstores nationwide.

    http://www.amazon.com/dp/0762456558/?tag=buzz0f-20

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