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I Forgot I'm On Facebook

Style Buzz My niece forgot that she was talking to a friend on the “social networking” website Facebook and now I know all about how she split her vagina open.

Damian Savage 100 posted about 6 months ago

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14,540 Views · Tagged facebook status fail, family, lol, trashy, ew

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Just completely not buying this one. Unless “Jason” is a bowling pin, I'm just not seeing an episiotomy's worth of damage being caused from slipping off of him.

Bryan Carter
6 months ago
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Harmela Seifu thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Ew about 6 months ago ×
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This is a fake…

sandy lewis
6 months ago
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The A-hole with the dying kid health bar.
SHENANIGANS.

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6 months ago
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Okay, I think I need some alone time after that.

Scott Pierce
6 months ago
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Scott Pierce thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is LOL about 6 months ago ×
“i slipped off jason” - definitely going to randomly throw that sentence into my next conversation.

Bree
6 months ago
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Bree thinks I Forgot I'm On Facebook is Trashy & LOL about 6 months ago ×
I find the Damian Savage persona's forced edgy provocativeness to be tiresome and cheap. I easily ignore his individual contributions, but their presence makes the website feel trashy, desperate, unappealing and banal.

Darrell Davis, Jr
6 months ago
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Cringe

Breana Reichert
6 months ago
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Ok, I could buy the forgetting you are on FB - you can text back and forth with it on SMS. But how does falling off someone split your vag?

HemlockEcho
6 months ago
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How on earth do you “forget” that you're on Facebook?

Whitney Lou
6 months ago
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