15 Questions That Every Texan Gets Asked When Going Out Of State

The Stars at Night Are Big and Bright. Deep In the Heart of Texas.

1. Do you own a lot of guns?

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"...the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

2. What does Texas Edition even mean?

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It just means that things are bigger and better in Texas.

3. So do you know how to line dance?

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Actually, yes!

4. Do you only listen to country music?

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Yes.

5. Do you want Texas to become it’s own country?

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Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible!

6. Why don’t you have a thick accent?

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Not all of us grew up on a ranch. Texas is home to 3 of the top 10 largest cities in the US.

7. Do you like the cowboys?

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uhh….

#bullsonparade

8. Why do you guys say “y’all”?

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'Cause we're southern and it's our God given right.

9. Does Texas even have highways? Or do you guys just ride horses everywhere?

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Ask me that after you sit through Houston traffic.

10. Was your high school good at football?

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Good? Not really. Obsessed? Yes.

11. What is a breakfast taco? Is that like a breakfast burrito?

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A breakfast burrito is an insult.

12. What is a homecoming mum?

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I honestly can't describe what they are, but they're tradition.

13. Do you eat a lot of Mexican food?

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Yes, but it's called Tex-Mex & it's delicious.

14. Can you really fly your flag as high as the U.S. flag?

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We weren't bought or conquered. Yeehaw

15. Why are all Texans obsessed with Texas?

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If you're not from here you wouldn't understand.