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Posted on Sep 11, 2014

10 Reasons Why Ron F**cking Swanson Is The Best Man On Earth

"HONOR: if you need it defined, you don't have it"

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10 Reasons Why Ron F**cking Swanson Is The Best Man On Earth

1. He has developed a Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

2. He can get out of any situation by simply answering with a question

3. He has an intervention video from himself to himself about his ex-wife Tammy

4. He dresses like Tiger Woods after he's had sex

5. He hates skim milk

6. He has zero respect for people who prefer healthier food options

7. He has a personally made permit

8. He knows how to party

9. He is the one and only Duke Silver

10 Reasons Why Ron F**cking Swanson Is The Best Man On Earth

1. He has developed a Swanson Pyramid of Greatness

2. He can get out of any situation by simply answering with a question

3. He has an intervention video from himself to himself about his ex-wife Tammy

4. He dresses like Tiger Woods after he's had sex

5. He hates skim milk

6. He has zero respect for people who prefer healthier food options

7. He has a personally made permit

8. He knows how to party

9. He is the one and only Duke Silver

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