The Most Ridiculous Presents You Need To Give To Your Pet

Right meow. Seriously, get some of these for your pet.

Twinkle Tush

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I know what you're thinking: I love my cat, but I really wish I never saw his butthole.

Admittedly, the Twinkle Tush markets itself as a gag gift, but you know your uptight, conservative Step-Mom will get one for all of her 12 cats- which won't be a problem since one of these will only set you back 6 bucks.

Dog Nail Polish

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Maybe dog grooming is overrated- WAIT MY DOG AND I CAN HAVE MATCHING NAIL ART?

BRB gotta drop everything- It's time to figure out how to paint my dog's nails.

Catnip Joints

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You might think that joints are for human people and not cats. But you're 100% wrong because these joints are filled with catnip. If anything, you've gotta get these to recreate this picture of your cat smoking a joint...you know, for science.

Knit Cat Pirate Hat

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But really, will someone please buy this for a cat with a missing eye? Talk about a fateful pairing.

Male Dog Cologne

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Yep- you read that right. This fragrance spray is not for human men, it's literally only for dog men. Wait, are dog men even a thing? (Don't worry lady dogs, they make a perfume for you too.)

From the independent sellers of the Cuteness Flea Market.